*sporfles*

Oct. 26th, 2005 09:04 am
jemz: (yaycrack)
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I just had to share this. I cracked up when I read this and immediately thought that some of you on my journal will like this.


A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went
on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that
her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're
not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it.." "Why?" he asked. She
pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers
down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He
looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches; I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if
she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God,
it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!



*continues to giggle*

Date: 2005-10-26 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiana.livejournal.com
*gigglefit* That was the pefect thing for a badbadmorning, thanks for sharing.

*icon!love* as well. ♥ Spirited Away.

Date: 2005-10-26 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dramaphile.livejournal.com
oh god, I just spit water on my screen!

Date: 2005-10-26 05:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myrafur.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort*

That's really cute!!! Thank you for sharing that smile with me, Jemz!! *hugs*

Date: 2005-10-26 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
hee hee! It totally made me smile a big ol' grin this morning when everything was failing (i.e. systems crashing!)

*snuggles* yes! Spirited Away is awesome.

Date: 2005-10-26 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
*wipes up the water and humps you*

Hee hee! Funny, ain't it?

Date: 2005-10-26 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
^_____^

anytime, darling! *snuggles*

Date: 2005-10-26 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seishenoru.livejournal.com
Can I steal that for my LJ?

Date: 2005-10-26 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
*giggles*

Sure thing, sweetie! ^_^

Date: 2005-10-26 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tracy-loo-who.livejournal.com
LOL neck and gizzards. XDDD such sweet innocence. *sigh*

Date: 2005-10-26 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mooncharm.livejournal.com
*sporflesnort*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Date: 2005-10-26 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allara.livejournal.com
*facepalm*

*muffles laughter*

Date: 2005-10-26 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunadeath02.livejournal.com
bwahaha! That's cute!

Date: 2005-10-26 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dropsofme.livejournal.com
Too cute ;p

Date: 2005-10-27 06:25 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-10-28 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hi sweetie,
You're coming tonight, right?

xxx
~7ram

Date: 2005-10-28 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
Yes! They stay sweet and innocent for only so long!

Date: 2005-10-28 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
*giggles with you*

Date: 2005-10-28 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
Let it all out, honey!!!

*rolls on you and gigglecuddles*

Date: 2005-10-28 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
Isn't it!?

*snugglesgiggles*

Date: 2005-10-28 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
;-) Glad you like!

*cuddles*

Date: 2005-10-28 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
*glompscuddles*

heee heee....kids never cease to amaze me.

Date: 2005-10-28 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swtjemz.livejournal.com
I might...I'm not sure. I told some coworkers I would hang out with them. ^_^

But I'll call!!!

Date: 2005-10-28 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mooncharm.livejournal.com
Giggles are like, love and stuff. *nod*

Date: 2005-10-28 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Okie doke. Thanks, cuz!
xxx
~7ram

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