*sporfles*

[jemz]

I just had to share this. I cracked up when I read this and immediately thought that some of you on my journal will like this.


A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went
on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that
her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're
not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it.." "Why?" he asked. She
pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers
down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He
looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches; I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if
she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God,
it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!



*continues to giggle*